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September 18, 2011

$10 lamp

Cathy, the woman in charge, had her clipboard and her receipts and I handed over the $45 rent on my spot.

The two of us stopped our transaction and looked over the tables of junk and the piles of antiques to my neighbor, an older woman who had said what sounded like vagina.

Cathy, she says to me, “he wants to know if she really said that too,” and sure enough a guy holding a lamp said, “excuse me?”

“The vagina lamp? It’s ten dollars.”

Cathy says, “She did say it.”

I walked over and had a look myself. It was a vagina lamp.


  1. You should have jumped at it. Or were you turned off by the full bush? You could have given her a trim.

    Comment by al — September 19, 2011 @ 9:45 pm

  2. Surely any vagina lamp is worth 10$. Does she have any more? Shipping?

    Comment by lower88rider — September 20, 2011 @ 11:18 am

  3. I was busy setting up my stuff and all of sudden I heard “vagina lamp?” and it was too late. Already sold.

    Comment by Rolston — September 20, 2011 @ 10:29 pm

  4. But is she circumcised?

    Comment by oggy — September 21, 2011 @ 10:28 am

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