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April 29, 2011

most recent problem

The videos only work in Safari. I didn’t realize this, but it makes sense. Apple wants to control its universe. So I’ll try and find a way to make the quick time movies play. But don’t hold your breath.


So, I can see the movies on my phone. Apparently they won’t play on an old fashioned computer? This future is confusing.

April 23, 2011


video attempt

It’s too easy Ron. Just press a few buttons and we got movies online. Here’s Will and Jesse moving a trampoline through Mill Valley.

Sorry Oggy, can I get a refund for movie school?


It appears the most recent update of the iPhone wordpress app is one that actually works! You’ll notice all the pictures I posted below, right from my phone while laying in bed, just like the future was supposed to be!

No spending a week behind an old gas station in Oggy’s van apprenticing, unfortunately. Although I haven’t tried video uploads…

for example


Why don’t we all hang pictures on the outside of our houses?

tim’s shop


flea market vision


home on the shooting range


As mentioned, the hot air balloon touched down in a shooting range. Check out the bullet divets in the steel targets.

2 wallpapers


This one in the current utility room.


This one in the storage room of a big rooming house in Berkeley.

down to the old smog shop


As Californian as killer waves we have the cottage industry of testing vehicle emissions called Smog Check.

This old metal/enamel sign is now in my garage, along with a thirty foot plywood “Brakes and Mufflers” hand painted job. (not to be confused with a hand job, both of which are done by hand)


pardon my hindi

Chiraag dropped off the face of the earth after last summer’s chai cart charade.

After a long winter running from the law he had a change of heart, turned around and started running towards the law.

This Das Racist t shirt he designed shows an American Indian shaking hands with an Indian Indian. (Is that how they describe themselves?)

It’s hot off the press and available at Pardon My Hindi.

“After 7 months in the corporate world spent trying to get an okay on the hallway wall color, they lost a round of funding and sent me packing. Now I’m back to hustling concert shirts,” we can imagine him saying, so we put quotes around the thought.


April 22, 2011

health care

Let the community help each other out.


in line to pay the city

I’m next after two weddings.


April 19, 2011

how stupid do you think i am?

What does the taco bell sound like?

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