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May 30, 2011

this is a penis pump



  1. the main goal is to be able to improve or exercise your lungs due to any injury such as collapsed lungs and get them back in working order

    Comment by oggy — May 30, 2011 @ 7:14 pm

  2. Word, or after surgery they make you inflate that thing so it can make you cough, to get rid of fluid in the lungs to prevent Pneumonia.

    Comment by oldmanstuckonmountain — May 31, 2011 @ 5:45 pm

  3. Well I found a VHS cassette with it that explained how to use the external male enhancement system. But maybe that’s not a penis pump

    Comment by Rolston — June 5, 2011 @ 10:26 am

  4. You mean like the thing in The Right Stuff where the candidates had a contest to see who could keep the ping pong ball elevated longest?

    Comment by Lyle_S — June 5, 2011 @ 5:32 pm

  5. Ah, it’s adaptable to a penis pump. Like a hack. Somewhere on there is a sticker that says, “Not for use as a penis pump.”

    Comment by oggy — June 6, 2011 @ 4:37 pm

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