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September 28, 2009

yard sale song – death fart

photo posted from my iPhone

Got this Silvertone acoustic for twenty bucks at the same yard sale. They sell for about forty on eBay. No one’s spending money anymore! I thought I’d struck it rich…but the guy who sold it to me had kept it in mint condition. The fret markers are spray-painted on and they don’t have any scratches. Internet research reveals this was made in the fall of 1969. The guy also told me it had been used in a “prison ministry program”. That was all I needed to hear.

I’ve been incredibly gassy tonight. Sophia just mentioned a friend who worked in a morgue transporting bodies.

“It’s bacteria in your stomach that produce the gas you fart. When you die, the bacteria are still alive producing gas and it builds up since you aren’t alive to push it out. Apparently dead people can fart so violently they move.”

Her friend in the morgue had witnessed this. Why is that never on a CSI show?

3 Comments

  1. I’ve heard that such gasses can also cause cadavers to “sit up” on their morgue gurneys, like in a horror movie. Is this true?

    Comment by Doug — September 29, 2009 @ 8:17 am

  2. Weird cubist photo, I love it! Also, are you selling the guitar?

    Comment by Dastard — September 29, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

  3. yes, my farts make people sit up. No, I promised the gay prison missionary I wouldn’t sell the guitar.

    Comment by Rolston — September 29, 2009 @ 11:45 pm

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