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September 25, 2009

cut the funk

I think the next Flagpoles practice is gonna get funky.


  1. bullet-proof vest exist because they protect your vital organs, and although it would suck hardcore to get shot in the crotch, you have a much better chance of surviving than if you were shot in the heart. although it is a friggin good idea.

    Comment by hotspot shield — September 27, 2009 @ 7:05 am

  2. Thank you very much for that astonishing article

    Comment by forum.xakepok.net — September 27, 2009 @ 7:40 am

  3. How much money could i make with adsense ?

    Comment by online kino — September 27, 2009 @ 9:57 am

  4. Jon, all this bot activity on your website has inspired a movie idea in my head. I’m not entirely sure about the plot but it revolves around a lonely guy who starts a blog and nobody reads it. He gets depressed and is about to give up when he gets a spam post like you’re getting. Only, this guy is so desperate for interaction that he starts responding to the spam and even writing articles germane to their inane questions, like “How much money to take to Italy when studying.” Not sure where it’s going, maybe he will embark on a journey to find the source of his imaginary friends and ends up getting mixed up with the Russian mob or something.

    Comment by Lyle_S — September 27, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

  5. I love it Lyle. Hey, that’s like Lyle Lovett! When I read, “Thank you very much for the astonishing article”, I did feel a bit of pride. All’s I had done was embed a YouTube video, but still. Someone out there got me.
    It could be an epic, he becomes a tool for Nigerian scammers, he goes to Italy to study and somehow kills the pope, there are so many Inspector Cleseau (spell that for me someone)opportunities for him to make mistakes in an earnest attempt to find friendship.

    Comment by Rolston — September 27, 2009 @ 10:29 pm

  6. What if your gaurdian over your account of money wont let you have your money?

    Comment by hosting-ru.net — September 28, 2009 @ 1:22 am

  7. what the hell is up with this line of questioning? why am i not understanding its relevance to your craving for funk?

    Comment by mims — October 5, 2009 @ 11:36 am

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