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April 27, 2009

a mother’s day gift idea

Been waking up with sore teeth lately. Grinding them at night. Nervous about something. Not sure what. Yesterday morning I woke up with this thought in my head: bacon rose. When I told Will, he said, “Makes sense. People love roses and people love bacon. Both the sight and the smell.” So I’ll try and make a bacon rose this weekend. I have a small gas torch I can hold over uncooked bacon pre-formed to the shape of a rose. From there it’s as simple as sticking the bacon onto a rose stem.


  1. i’m sorry to have to burst this greasy bubble, but have you forgotten my long term plan to open a meat florist to compete with edible arrangements? balogna roses. turkey tulips. i’m sure i told you.

    Comment by mims — April 28, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

  2. BACON !!!!

    Comment by Poll — April 29, 2009 @ 9:01 am

  3. If my sweetie made me a bacon rose with a torch….*swoon*

    Comment by Chris — May 1, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

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