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March 24, 2009

wrestling isn’t gay, but the people who support it are

The recession hit. Rus doesn’t even have any work for me. That guys been around since before horses came to this continent. Yesterday I worked on my garden, painted the living room, and got back to the leather bedspread I started months ago. If I don’t get some work soon all this time on my hand is gonna turn me gay. I mean, I’m rearranging the house, sewing my clothes, organizing my linen. Things a tough guy isn’t supposed to care about. I’m about to do my taxes I’m so bored.

Then Ivan called. He is a stylist I met once. A super gay Mexican makeup artist. He lives in the Mission and so Glenn and I went by this afternoon to look at a project he wanted done. Building a simple closet for his clothes in a spare room. Glenn and I looked it over then retired to the bar to discuss. Looks like it’d be way cheaper for him to just buy a wardrobe.

So we can turn down work. Things aren’t rock bottom yet. But we’re standing on the sand that sifts all the way to bedrock. Just grind my heel down and I can feel the resistance of the end.

Thankfully it’s a beautiful day in San Francisco. And we aren’t working so we only pay happy hour prices at the bar. A guy even stopped at a red light and asked for my business card. He wants to demo a bathroom. There’s hope out there. However, in the interest of economy, I didn’t take a picture today. I figure uploading photos from my phone sucks a lot of battery, and recharging costs money. So please, in light of the new economy, just read today. Don’t look at any pictures. And get used to it.


  1. IfthingsgettighterIrecommendcuttingoutspacesandpunctuationAlthoughIsupposethisissortoflikepassingthebucktothereadercuztheyllspendalotofenergytryingtoreadit

    Comment by lyle_s — March 24, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

  2. you might be onto something buddy.nopicturesorpunctuation

    Comment by Rolston — March 24, 2009 @ 8:00 pm

  3. ucldstrtlvngoutlttrs2

    Comment by l — March 25, 2009 @ 5:34 am

  4. l makes me think that we’re reinventing the wheel. It starts to feel like text messaging when you leave out letters. Should we just move to Twitter?

    Comment by lyle_s — March 25, 2009 @ 6:28 pm

  5. Good point Lyle. Twitter is green blogging. Never thought of that.

    Comment by Rolston — March 25, 2009 @ 9:16 pm

  6. sounds like you done some earnest writing there. still searching blogs, giving myself a 90 day window to come up with ideas.

    Comment by n.d.p. — March 25, 2009 @ 11:10 pm

  7. ideas for what?

    Comment by lyle_s — March 26, 2009 @ 4:54 am

  8. twitters gay

    Comment by Anonymous — March 27, 2009 @ 1:02 pm

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