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January 26, 2009

Close shave

photo posted from my iPhone
I bought an old fashioned straight razor. Don’t ever rush the job with one of those.

5 Comments

  1. I’m surprised iPhone doesn’t have the little reflective bubble that helps you take pictures of yourself without the aid of a mirror. Seems to be on every other camera phone these days.

    Comment by Lyle_S — January 26, 2009 @ 12:34 pm

  2. This is what happens when you shave drunk with a broken piece of glass.

    Comment by Anonymous — January 26, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

  3. I thought you were wiping off some costume make-up at first. Red blood, white shaving cream and healthy wine glow cheeks makes for kabuki theatre…

    Comment by Eric Waters — January 27, 2009 @ 5:43 am

  4. Straight razor got me in the army.

    Comment by Poll — January 28, 2009 @ 9:56 pm

  5. i think yer s’posst to practice on a ballon not yer face.

    Comment by loudly — February 1, 2009 @ 1:23 am

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