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November 30, 2007

I’ve been drinking


I dropped my wallet in a toilet the other day. I was multi tasking and got it right into my own urine. Could have been worse. It was – the place was out of paper towels so I wrapped it up like a mummy in toilet paper and dealt with it when I got home.


  1. that can happen when you do your “work” and talk on the phone at the same time.

    Comment by Scruffy cat — November 30, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

  2. Could you elaborate on what additional task(s), involving your wallet, you needed to accomplish while pissing in the toilet?

    Comment by Lyle_s — December 1, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

  3. i was trying to put the change from the beer I’d just bought back in my wallet while listening to a message on my cell phone.

    Comment by Rolston — December 1, 2007 @ 8:07 pm

  4. oh how your life is complicated.

    Comment by al — December 6, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

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