My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

November 20, 2007

gettin’ half masted with the flagpoles:


Meet bird. And I think that’s Doug in the glasses.

May I introduce The Flagpoles latest hit

From the album CEntEr of tHe SoNG available sooon at Home Depot registers.

An Interview with the Banjo Player Doug Freedman:

mrip: So Doug, what’s this song about?

Doug: The producer having no emotions… the guy who produced this record when he heard how much my cats surgery was gonna be he was like, “WHAT?? YOU’RE GONNA KEEP IT???”

mrip: Tell me about your cat Bird

Doug: He skateboards, he snuggles. He’s got a sickness, he eats string. The doctor says it’ll keep happening, it’ll never stop. The first surgery was $1400 then we got insurance. It was $2400 the next time. A THOUSAND MORE…which doesn’t make any sense. We only had to pay 20% that time.

mrip: When can we expect the album to bomb?

Doug: You mean drop? We still need an album cover.



  1. I listened to this song enough times to hate it, but I still like it. that’s a good song. More jaw harp!

    Comment by oggy — November 20, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

  2. We have 8 more power jaw harp hits coming your way soon. Don’t click away.

    Comment by Rolston — November 21, 2007 @ 7:26 am

  3. that song is good. well done.

    I like the jew’s harp. sounds good.

    never heard it called a jaw harp… is that some PC spin?

    Comment by Matt — November 23, 2007 @ 2:03 am

  4. Thanks! But no, ding dong. it’s a jaw harp, you stick it in your jaw and it makes noises. I think jews harp may be a reference to harmonica.

    Comment by Rolston — November 23, 2007 @ 2:33 am

  5. I’m pretty sure the two names refer to the same instrument.

    Comment by Lyle_s — November 23, 2007 @ 5:20 am

  6. Right again Lyle. I checked wikipedia and now I’m the ding dong.

    Comment by Rolston — November 23, 2007 @ 7:36 am

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