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tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

July 29, 2007

i still haven’t broken this habit…



  1. His shirt is rolled up.

    So true.

    Comment by CooCooCaChoo! — July 30, 2007 @ 9:21 pm

  2. A few years back I was helping my uncle cut up some trees on his property and the neighbor kid came running over to tell us where the pee bush was. The part they don’t illustrate is how the shorts come all the way to the ground after you roll your shirt up. Then both hands on the hips and let ‘er rip.

    Comment by Rolston — July 31, 2007 @ 9:37 am

  3. I joined a fantasy football league at work a couple of years ago under the condition that the person who finishes last must grow a mustache and have their work photo retaken.

    There was one guy in the league who already had a mustache and he was in contention for finishing last. We decided that, should he lose, he would instead have to use the urinal at work for a month in just the fashion you described, little boy style.

    Comment by Lyle_s — August 3, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

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