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My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

July 27, 2007

A poem about the weather, read to you by Jon Rolston, in that voice poets use that’s kind of stupid. Garrison Keillor uses this voice on the Writer’s Almanac and I always want to punch the radio waves when I hear it, but that would be futile.

Saturday

Patchy fog this morning. Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Some thunderstorms may produce gusty winds and heavy rainfall. Humid with highs around 80. South winds around 10 mph. Chance of rain 50 percent.

Saturday Night

Mostly cloudy. A chance of showers and thunderstorms in the evening. Patchy fog. Humid with lows in the mid 60s. South winds around 10 mph. Chance of rain 50 percent.

taken from wunderground zip code 03840.

2 Comments

  1. Hilarious.

    Comment by CooCooCaChoo! — July 28, 2007 @ 10:05 am

  2. Thanks! A tribute/ripoff of The Onion style, but that’s the point.

    Comment by Rolston — August 3, 2007 @ 10:28 am

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