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March 13, 2007

junk mail factory

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I’m back working for the junk mail factory. Some of you may be getting a picture of this ice cream scoop delivered to your door. You ought to know that scoop of ice cream is actually a secret recipe involving mostly Crisco, a little glycerin, flour, and corn syrup. “Use both kinds of Crisco, that’s the trick” the chef told me. That means butter flavor and regular.

If you use lard instead of the real thing, it won’t melt. Simple as that.

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