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February 10, 2009

coffee can cuffs

< Step One: Cut the bottom out of the coffee can, then cut it in half. Fold back the rough edges on themselves. Tools Required: Metal blade in jigsaw, pliers, a vice helps. Mines drinking. i>

Step Two: Affix to inside of coat sleeve in hopes people don’t notice how abnormally long your arms are.

Tools required: Sport coat. Abnormally long arms. Choice of fastener. (I used Velcro)

2 Comments

  1. i can’t see so well for all of the blood in my eye but from what i can make out they’re pretty cool. are you shopping there for a new set?

    Comment by figure 8 — February 11, 2009 @ 12:22 am

  2. Blood in yer eye !!
    What happened to the other guy ??

    Comment by Poll — February 11, 2009 @ 3:33 pm

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