My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

I heard a gal tell me it wouldn’t work out between two friends we were trying to fix up on account of the fellah had “too much mac.”

“You didn’t know you had to worry about that, huh?” she asked me when she saw the puzzled look on my face. But it all made sense. He was polished, witty, charming, and most likely a devil.

In other words, too cool for school. I’m having the same concerns with this piece of art I’m making. The process, in a nutshell, is to put a bad-ass embroidery stitch I call “the Scar Stitch” all across this old letter and envelope. I got through with the first run last night and got The Fear. At what point was I gonna go too far? One looked pretty good, but it seemed to need more. How much more? How much mac is too much mac? I could fill the whole page if I wanted, I’m that good.

the scar stitch.

But then I think about that old cowboy up there in the picture. He was shooting buffalo and cutting off their tongue just because he could. It’s an unstable world when you live in the realm of a true player. So let’s go slow out there today. Ease back on the mac.

but don’t skimp. it’s a delicate balance.