My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

January 15, 2012

The neighbor’s kid calls me poo poo head. The cat walks across my face. Life isn’t necessarily hard, But why does the coffee lid always leak on my shirt?

This store may never open. We spent a day renting a stripper – for the floor. Most strippers wont take their hat off for 30 bucks, but this one got down and scraped the wax off linoleum.

Let’s see if we can get the merchandise in the showroom tomorrow.

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