My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Been hanging out with the educated carpenter lately. Here’s a few thoughts I heard as we poured cement into a rubble filled hole that recently had been a hot tub.

“I assumed I’d been 86ed from the bar, because why else would I wake up in the bushes of Delores Park?”

“Blonde hair, big tits, long legs – she looked like loud sex.”

“They legalized medical marijuana, I’m waiting for medical prostitution to come around.”

“TMZ is all about people who spend their days drunk and on drugs doing CRAAZZY shit. Just like me. It’s all the news I need. It’s like a how-to for me.”