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November 13, 2008

snooze bar

photo posted from my iPhone
Well Miss Sarah Bean gave me this old highboy to haul away and here I am trying to sell it. I gave it a polish and fixed the drawer pulls and I’d take 50 bucks for it. Please hurry, Sarah may want it back now that its looking good.

Another thing the cell phone has killed? The snooze bar. Who wants that ugly am/fm clock radio taking up space when the cell has an alarm built in? I haven’t had a decent days work in weeks, so I’m digging deep in the recesses of the garage, looking for anything that might sell. Who knows someone who’s been laid off in the last month, raise your hand. Only time will tell if people will be buying used furniture off craigslist. If you’re broke, why bother? I got a load of cardboard in the truck and I’m looking for the guy who buys used pallets because I have twenty of them. It’s time to start having children and selling them. ANyone else have any bright ideas?

3 Comments

  1. Nice highboy. I still think we should start an auction company. God, that would be fun.

    Comment by millar — November 13, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

  2. online? specializing in shards? tell me more.

    Comment by Rolston — November 15, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  3. wow!!! beautiful! if i wasn’t tottering on the edge of homelessness, you’re right, may have asked for that nice lookin’ piece of furniture back! besides the spiffing up, calling the piece a highboy(here i was calling it the pedestrian name of dresser this whole time) adds a sense of potency that i hope adds some bucks to your pocket! hope it fetches you a pretty price…

    just back from LA…hope to see you soon at my den of debauchery…or maybe on some neutral ground if you prefer…

    Comment by sarah bean — November 15, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

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