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Dear deerskin

It’s been 8 months since i had anything to alter my mind, excluding caffeine which is a drug of my choice. I feel good, but tired, head is clear, maybe too clear.

I rented Red Dawn last night, I had a daydream the defense secretary gave the finger to a KGB agent and Russia sent paratroopers over here to pillow fight.I wanted to drink like a fish when osha entered my life, I stubbed my toe this morning that made me want to drink. I just want the fuckin simple life back. Like the apple farm. Remember when Matt changed the letters on the billboard that said Pick Your Own Apples to Pick Your Own Ass Cheese?
, I haven’t laughed like that in literally years.

I liked to know how your doing but i am too absorbed in my own shit, How is your foot? still hobblin like susie rock soccer? I beat my osha fine, now i am in the process of the freedom of information act

Or how about Frank the ole bastard pulling over while I was walking home in 4 degree 63 mile an hour wind, he pulled over ,,,,and i said to myself, this guy is gonna give me a ride thank fuckin god,,, i reached for the door handle and he locked it and rolled down the window and said ” Hey what are ya doing ? I am not giving you a ride I just wanted to know if you were Chip’s son?” I said yeah,,, and he took off, I never forgot that, I had dreamed about taken that guy out to the dressin shed and let him bleed out like a grey haired goat.

I want the days when we put on helmets and shot eachother with one pump bb guns. i always snuck in about 3 or 6 more pumps, now you have to be careful not to be too friendly to kids, cuz someone will think it’s weird and call the cops,shit i drive a van, I get nervous driving through school zones, sometimes i make myself laugh and say “get in the van kid”, and laugh hard, surely under my breath and not meaning anything but humor, is that sick or hilarious??? If you look at a girl jogging she give s you the hairy eyeball,like how dare you look at me while i jog down the street in public. everyone is on edge cuz there face is gued to the TV getting EXTREME weather reports, amber alerts, wes nile watchout, scary recalls and watching cops beat the shit out of a cuffed perpertrator yelling “stop resisting”!!!!! fuck the world ……….sometimes I want to bury my thoughts with 1800 Tequilla, but then that will get me feeling like shit, But I have this alcohol problem, Someone said “There is no shame in having a problem, but there is shame in knowing you have a problem and not doing anything about it. So do I want to fight to be a better person or give up and be the person i don’t want to be. The fight goes on………….Bottoms up ,,,,burp …….cheers Love ya like a sister brother

Kent Haskins