you know how on eBay people sell a piece of toast with an image of Jesus on it? I took a picture of myself fucking a watermelon & they wouldn’t let me list it. I’m clicking on things & want to be part of the community.
October 5, 2006
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Cunt-tease!
Comment by e. march — October 6, 2006 @ 4:00 am
If you posted the picture on eBay, why would anyone buy it? You should just post the description. With your talents, I’m sure you could make it enticing enough.
Or, you should just start using your own site to pimp your wares. You don’t think the 3-4 people who visit this page wouldn’t snatch up pictures and videos of you fucking fruits and vegetables?
Comment by Lyle_S — October 6, 2006 @ 7:34 am
Hell yeah. There’s a movie about fucking watermelons i watched the beginning of recently. Forget the name of it. Some Taiwanese thing. Water was so scarce people fetishize watermelons. Scene opens with a girl with one of them big things, cut in half clenched between her thighs, meat-side out. Fella climbs on the bed and starts fingering the melon, gently at first, and then with more sort of stabby motions as she gets into it. Long story short, he ends up fucking her wearing the watermelon on his head.
Comment by JackFlibb — October 7, 2006 @ 6:09 pm
There are a lot of ways to make money, porn is one of the quickest. I was discussing with someone recently a new genre of porn I’d like to produce, where there is a cooking show that has famous chefs create a dish that is phallic or vulvic and the host (me?) has intercourse with the meal, hot out of the oven. If this was a weekly half hour show I think it might develop a real cult following.
Obviously there has been ground broken in the Taiwanese market.
Comment by jon — October 7, 2006 @ 6:15 pm
CUNT-TEASE!!!! The whole lot of you!!!!
Comment by e. march — October 7, 2006 @ 8:26 pm