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June 8, 2010

three blocks away at my grocery store a woman smashed $9000 dollars worth of booze . That’s the estimate I heard, not yet confirmed. Nick and I ran down with sponges and got at least thirty dollars of it squeezed into a bucket.

5 Comments

  1. Anybody know what she was saying?

    Comment by Doug — June 8, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

  2. Bull in a china shop!

    Comment by Belcat — June 9, 2010 @ 11:15 am

  3. How the hell did she smash all that stuff with no one stepping in to restrain her? How many people had the choice “I could stop this from happening…or I could record it!” Thanks for wasting all that booze, jerks.

    Comment by Lyle_S — June 12, 2010 @ 8:28 am

  4. They even have a security guard there, but they are all super old men. One of the checkers said it took forty minutes for the cops to arrive. She had been throwing bottles over the aisles and when the cops came they had to draw their guns and threaten to shoot her because she was gonna throw bottles at them. Image trying to restrain a crazy Russian woman for 40 minutes! It’d be the last hero move I pulled.

    Comment by Rolston — June 12, 2010 @ 11:57 pm

  5. Pshaw, I could sedate that crazy chick in 5 seconds. I would have secured a promise of a large booze reward from the store staff and then jabbed my thumb in her neck until she calmed down or passed out. Gotta line up the reward first, though.

    Comment by Lyle_S — June 13, 2010 @ 9:14 am

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