https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/ tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:01:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/comment-page-1/#comment-20146 Lyle_S Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:14:54 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/#comment-20146 Pshaw, I could sedate that crazy chick in 5 seconds. I would have secured a promise of a large booze reward from the store staff and then jabbed my thumb in her neck until she calmed down or passed out. Gotta line up the reward first, though. Pshaw, I could sedate that crazy chick in 5 seconds. I would have secured a promise of a large booze reward from the store staff and then jabbed my thumb in her neck until she calmed down or passed out. Gotta line up the reward first, though.

]]> https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/comment-page-1/#comment-20145 Rolston Sun, 13 Jun 2010 07:57:33 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/#comment-20145 They even have a security guard there, but they are all super old men. One of the checkers said it took forty minutes for the cops to arrive. She had been throwing bottles over the aisles and when the cops came they had to draw their guns and threaten to shoot her because she was gonna throw bottles at them. Image trying to restrain a crazy Russian woman for 40 minutes! It'd be the last hero move I pulled. They even have a security guard there, but they are all super old men. One of the checkers said it took forty minutes for the cops to arrive. She had been throwing bottles over the aisles and when the cops came they had to draw their guns and threaten to shoot her because she was gonna throw bottles at them. Image trying to restrain a crazy Russian woman for 40 minutes! It’d be the last hero move I pulled.

]]> https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/comment-page-1/#comment-20140 Lyle_S Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:28:49 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/#comment-20140 How the hell did she smash all that stuff with no one stepping in to restrain her? How many people had the choice "I could stop this from happening...or I could record it!" Thanks for wasting all that booze, jerks. How the hell did she smash all that stuff with no one stepping in to restrain her? How many people had the choice “I could stop this from happening…or I could record it!” Thanks for wasting all that booze, jerks.

]]> https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/comment-page-1/#comment-20125 Belcat Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:15:45 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/#comment-20125 Bull in a china shop! Bull in a china shop!

]]> https://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/comment-page-1/#comment-20123 Doug Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:32:17 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/06/08/3921/#comment-20123 Anybody know what she was saying? Anybody know what she was saying?

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