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August 9, 2007

how to make junk mail

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It is important to remember advertising works. That’s how the Marines stay in business. Even if you aren’t selling war, you will need someone to take some pretty convincing photographs before anyone buys your junk.

Cameras work by focusing light so you will need to bring your own. Light. Like with that Elinchrom on the right. It has a ten thousand watt bulb in it. Or so. Another option is to amplify the sun’s light, like with those shiny cards on the left. Just shiny reflective material. You could make your own with tin foil. Yes they look white, but photographs don’t capture reality. They are silver.

All this light is being directed into the kitchen, where someone is trying to sell you sponges. Watch out.

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