My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

They call this generation the millennial’s.  I call them the liquid soap generation. When I was a kid we had a bar of soap that required you to scrub it under water to agitate out soap bubbles. We were practicing science. This generation waves their hand in front of an electric eye and gel squirts out. They’re unwitting magicians. Voilà!  Clean hands. 

As i write this, liquid soap is already on it’s way to obsolescence. Foam is the next generation.  The culture gap never slams shut. It just continues gapping.