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March 2, 2011

don’t tread on me tires

Quick To-Don’t list:

Don’t support democracy in North Africa if gas keeps going up 20 cents a night.

Don’t bother blowing my nose until this cold is over. I’m bored and it’s starting to hurt.

Don’t forget to look up why I should remember the Alamo.

That one was dumb.

Here’s a quote from Rusty Sunshine earlier today that might fit.
“Tell her you don’t want to marry someone you already been fuckin’.”

That should be enough. Anyone want to add one?

3 Comments

  1. DON’T assume she wants to marry you- oh snap!

    Comment by sophia — March 3, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

  2. Oh, Snap!
    Don’t mistake icy-hot for lotion.

    Comment by al — March 4, 2011 @ 12:08 am

  3. Double snap!

    Comment by Rolston — March 4, 2011 @ 11:22 pm

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