there’s an amazing view from the roof but the top steps have become an ad hoc kitty litter box. At the bottom of the stairs nesting pigeos are piling up another crap blocade. Totally gnarly. Used a powerwasher yesterday and just looked out the window. Shit at the bottom. Today I will piss over the whole back staircase. I will speak their language. My message will say “I’m a berserk top predator and I don’t feel like coexisting.”
This sounds like a job for me boss.
Comment by doug — May 3, 2010 @ 2:51 pm
your piss message might be misconstrued as, “hey, this is a good idea. i’m in. let’s be friends.”
Comment by sophia — May 3, 2010 @ 10:16 pm