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April 18, 2010

grapple

The local market has loose apples piled up according type, and then on the top shelf these four packs in plastic are arranged. Why do we need apples in plastic to go boxes? So they look more like junk food most likely. Further inspection reveals these apples have been infused with natural and artificial grape flavor so they allegedly taste like a giant redskinned crunchy grape.

This is the type of thing Doug would buy and not tell you what you’re about to eat. go to the website if you’re bored and catch a glimpse of the future of food. www.grapplefruits.com

2 Comments

  1. character defamation!

    Comment by Nate Lane — April 19, 2010 @ 11:57 am

  2. The boxes are to conceal defects, and to force the consumer to buy an apple that might have a slight defect (if all of ‘em do). Plus they help avoid damaging the apples. I hate ‘em though, waste of resources/plastic.

    Comment by Belcat — April 23, 2010 @ 9:43 am

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