My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Another area I’d like to see some research done in: student crushes on teachers. Do students learn better from teachers they have crushes on? Should cuteness be a factor when hiring? Should teacher’s portraits be included in course selection catalogs?

In other news, there were some black comedians responding to Kramer’s racist verbal attack on a heckler. These comedians were talking about african americans reclaiming the word nigger. Reclaiming a word entails the people the epithet is directed at using the word themselves in a positive way. I’ve heard women say they have reclaimed the word bitch, and gays have reclaimed queer.

Here is a short list of unreclaimed words I’m considering repossessing:

gaylord

dickhead

cunt face

or even more personally,

skeleton man

bug eyes

Lurch