If I were a research scientist, I would investigate the nutritional value of phlegm. Should I be swallowing the stuff, and if I do, how many calories am I adding to my daily recommended allowance? Or, since it is already inside me, is there any net gain? If I ate my own brain, I suppose I would gain some weight…but if I ate my legs, would I lose more weight than I gained? That’s why I want to be a research scientist. I’m curious.
December 7, 2006
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curiousity kiiled the cat. or was it a hairball?
Comment by z — December 7, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
Great question! I’ve always wondered about the nutritional value of boogers. I’m sure that, as usual, something that tastes so good can’t be good for you…
Comment by Lyle_S — December 7, 2006 @ 8:02 pm