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January 22, 2010

21 Club

andrew
photo by Chiraag
Welcome to the 21 Club. Located in the scenic trash heap known as The Tenderloin, where everyone has a friend who’s been robbed, this small bar welcomes whores, drug dealers and bikers of every race and creed.

Andrew sits by a crazy man who passed out after telling me, “The wrong people are breeding!”

I countered with, “You have no idea what the future needs, my friend. Perhaps they are just what we need to survive.”

He replied, “You can’t have dumb people and smart bombs!”

tongue
thanks for this one too, Chiraag

No one asked this guy why he had a bra on his head. But he let me lick it.

4 Comments

  1. awesome post.

    Comment by christina — January 22, 2010 @ 11:55 pm

  2. ha ha haha

    Comment by Anonymous — January 23, 2010 @ 5:15 am

  3. My Favorite Tenderloin bar is the Nitecap on O’farrell and Hyde. They used to have table top Ms. Pacman and open at 6:00am if the bartender knew you were coming. they said they opened at 6:00am but mostly they opened at about 8:00am….. Good peeps there.

    Comment by al — January 27, 2010 @ 8:25 am

  4. Who says the breeding will work? Some kids don’t make it, and then do they even have children?

    Comment by Belcat — January 27, 2010 @ 12:04 pm

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