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November 5, 2009

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I miss the days of special ordering microwave carts from O’Sullivan Industries Inc.

Have you ever called your computer a dickfuck? I just did. I’m as mad at my scanner as I am at the DPT (Department of Traffic Enforcement). ((meter maids)) Put the scanner and the computer together and I’m really really angry. Hearing what makes someone angry is as boring as seeing pictures of their vacation. You people don’t care about my problems. You’re upset you can’t make comments. I don’t know why you can’t either. But I have put up some safeguards so I don’t have four hundred comments a day about erectile dysfunction show up here. I wasn’t born knowing any of this and I expect to die really confused. Smart people don’t get angry. Anger is the biggest block to learning. I just punched my scanner bed so hard it no longer functions. I won’t learn, tonight, what I did wrong the first time. There will be no more scanning lessons. If you’re having trouble figuring something out, stop and ask yourself: Am I angry?

If you are, you’re gonna have to calm down before you can get any further. I’m gonna lay down with ice on my fist.

2 Comments

  1. Are you moderating comments manually before they show up on the site? It’s kind of weird, I can see my comment but it doesn’t count in your comment count until you do something a few days later, like respond.

    Comment by lyle_s — November 5, 2009 @ 8:47 pm

  2. I set it so I approve all comments, so it does take a few days. I have thousands of spams on old posts. They don’t comment on new stuff, they go back a year or two. I do miss the non spam comments. Gonna try to figure out how to get just what I want.

    Comment by Rolston — November 7, 2009 @ 11:21 pm

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