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July 17, 2009

tool box

photo posted from my iPhone\
Seaqn and I paint a loft space today. That’s his tool box he painted.
I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago, and I think about that. Maybe I work too much. Too much to have a relationship. I’d rather build a business.
I go to work and see my friends, Sean or Glenn or Chris or Ian or who ever, and we make each other laugh. Most women don’t make me laugh. Is that why I’m single? Women don’t make me laugh? I’d rather be at work laughing?

7 Comments

  1. Awesome toolbox! Sean, did you paint that completely from memory?

    Comment by Lyle_S — July 17, 2009 @ 7:31 pm

  2. liar. you love my funnyosity and you know it.
    also, you will be the death of me.

    Comment by Rolston — July 17, 2009 @ 8:38 pm

  3. get off my account please Marika.
    And you are funny. You native american man.

    Comment by Rolston — July 17, 2009 @ 9:04 pm

  4. it is a great toolbox.

    funny women? lots of work? what about combining the two?
    maybe find a woman and start a business with her? you’ll be able to make some money, see some legs and it’ll all be okay.

    you ferret junk, what about starting a tiny tea/ oddities/ antique hut? she can be the pretty face or but-her face/ nice ass and you can be the stylist.

    Comment by n.d.p. — July 18, 2009 @ 4:01 am

  5. tuesday!

    Comment by n.d.p. — July 18, 2009 @ 4:01 am

  6. i’m starting to question my participation with this site.

    Comment by mims — July 18, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

  7. laughing is really, really, really, really important.
    you can always get someone else to cook eggs for you. and jon, i know you can find alternatives to everything else, too.

    Comment by molly — July 21, 2009 @ 8:51 am

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