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July 7, 2009

david the cat


i love how a cat’s teeth are for killing. I’m living with a cat named David as of late. You should see the fangs on this dude. He has an eating disorder triggered by the trauma of being locked in a garage for two weeks. He eats so fast now he throws up immediately after. My roommate Chris puts an apple in his bowl so he can’t stick his head in there and eat quickly; rather, he puts his paw in and fishes out a kibble at a time.

One kibble at a time. That’s my motto now. That and don’t puke on the rug DAVID!!!

1 Comment

  1. if the cat can’t figure out not to do that and he croaks is that natural selection?

    Comment by n.d.p. — July 18, 2009 @ 4:05 am

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