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March 16, 2009

photo posted from my iPhone
Why are assisted living communities always 80 degrees? And cats everywhere.

5 Comments

  1. it’s 80 degrees because old people want to be sexy and walk around in tank tops and short pants. is that cat for sale? they probably like cats because you don’t have to walk them four times a day and clean up their shit.

    Comment by n.d.p. — March 16, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

  2. These assisted living places are like non stop orgies. They have a billiards table and people were drinking. A total hook up spot. You have to be over 65 to get in though. bummer.

    Comment by Rolston — March 16, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

  3. a friend told me about her grandmother’s retirement place where there were outbreaks of STD’s because there’s no concern about pregnancy. just cause it’s old doesn’t mean it stops working. well, that is if you take it in for regular up keep.

    Comment by n.d.p. — March 18, 2009 @ 10:34 pm

  4. exercise is the key to health.

    Comment by Rolston — March 19, 2009 @ 12:13 am

  5. yeah.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=athletes+dropping+dead&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    Comment by don lawn — March 19, 2009 @ 4:53 pm

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