what’s for dessert? a nightmare.
The following is a response to medical marijuana brownies
Swaan: I thought they were fucking insane. It felt like something was inside trying to push itself out. I was scared a lot.
Dave: It felt much further away than how short it was.
Ravi: They should be illegal. They were so potent. Come on… there was no medical benefit to what happened yesterday.
Me: Don’t you think there’s social value? A spiritual value?
Ravi: I only feel the spiritual value when I come off it and I’m thankful I’m still alive.
Kathleen: They’re probably for people who are unemployed because i don’t think you could do any work. They were really the delicious biggest gooiest dessert ever so it was really hard not to eat a lot. When it hit it hit really hard, but in a good way. I wasn’t scared, I could walk around…laughing my head off, it slowed time down. We kept walking away from a gate but it never got farther away.
Mattie: They should have tested them on laboratory animals before they sold them to us.
I gotta agree with this. This is not the form in which medicinal marijuana should be distributed. This is the first time I’ve heard it described as a scary experience but ingesting it definitely knocks you out. No hope of being productive while you enjoy your buzz. Might make a good sleep aid, though. Marijuana for insomniacs?
Comment by Lyle_s — March 5, 2009 @ 12:57 pm
How does it ship?
Comment by Anonymous — March 5, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
Horseback
Comment by poopies — March 5, 2009 @ 4:56 pm
It can be shipped in the USPS if frozen and wrapped in styrofoam.
I read it on the internet.
Comment by Poll — March 5, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
my friend from college ate a bunch once, he had to ride his bike around all night because it kept him from freaking out
Comment by rodger — March 6, 2009 @ 4:18 am
A friend of mine always kept a stash in his freezer.
Until that is, his Mother came to stay and found some nice cookies to have with her morning coffee while he was at work.
At lunch time he gets a call from the local hospital, Mom’s had a stroke !!
Turns out she was just trippin’ balls – imagine him explaining that one to his Mom.
Comment by Poll — March 6, 2009 @ 10:33 am
That’s fucked up,,,, Steve Kroitzsh put mushrooms on his mothers pizza they made from scratch, he said all they did was laugh at eachother for hours. I would have liked to have done that to my cracker Jack stepmonster,,,,,wacky bitch
Comment by poopies — March 6, 2009 @ 3:46 pm
i’m sorry
Comment by poopies — March 7, 2009 @ 3:26 am
Eating weed, is the most intense way of ingesting THC. I think eating any drug is pretty crazy. we used to make speed pills and it them. We would be up for four days and It would come in waves, one minute you would be all good and then Wham! you are racing. Eating weed is kinda the same way, you think you are all done and then all of a sudden you are fucked. I like eating the weed, but not the speed. The speed was just too much.
Comment by al — March 7, 2009 @ 5:36 am
A long long time ago, in a country far far away – my friends and I used to make speed pills from cheap “wizz” rolled into tight little packages of rolling paper.
You didn’t get the same “hit” as snorting it but the rush came in deep body waves.
We could (and often did) fight all weekend.
Comment by Poll — March 7, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
This warms my heart. I wish I had been there. is that a weird thing to say given the fact that everyone except Kathleen was terrorized?
Comment by mims — March 9, 2009 @ 5:39 am
i expect a complete recipe for that here. We used to do the triple combo of death, aspirin, and two now banned pills from weight lifting magazines. Anyone remember that formula?
Comment by Rolston — March 9, 2009 @ 4:26 pm
A local 14-year-old girl OD’ed on pills a couple of weeks ago. I would think, with all the pill-popping going on these days, that there would be more well-tested recipes online like Jon is asking for. Then kids could do a little research and get zonked out of their mind without dying.
Of course, the real problem is that these kids aren’t resourceful enough. Lazy bastards just go and raid the medicine cabinet. How easy is that? If these kids had just a little bit of gumption they could score some acid and have a real good time. Kids today…
Comment by Lyle_S — March 10, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
When I was a a teenage hooly a local girl died while inhaling some kind of aerosol propellant – collapsed lungs.
It saddens me now that I can’t remember her name, but I do remember that she was beautiful and outa my league.
Comment by Poll — March 10, 2009 @ 9:50 pm