My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

January 4, 2009

The deck of cards idea was good, but its gonna be hard. I spent about sixty bucks on Bombay Saphire martinis on this chick and she still wouldn’t take her shirt off.

6 Comments

  1. reminds me of a young lady poopies dragged home in ’94.

    Comment by donny laundry — January 4, 2009 @ 8:25 pm

  2. where’s the plate of food? something to tie this chick to a culture. perhaps a park frank or some sweet gherkins?

    Comment by hungry hungry hipster — January 4, 2009 @ 10:39 pm

  3. notyhin like trippin over dirty diaper,kool-aid stained smiles, and sun faded sit and spins, to make the shame really kick in, thanks donny, we won’t mention the subaru

    Comment by poopies — January 5, 2009 @ 3:53 pm

  4. I think Sean or Ken needs to divulge a little more on this story. Don’t pussyfoot around the shameful hookup!

    Comment by Lyle_S — January 5, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

  5. who’re sean and ken?

    Comment by donny laundry — January 5, 2009 @ 8:09 pm

  6. yeah,

    Comment by poopies — January 6, 2009 @ 9:08 am

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