My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

consider becoming a dairy farmer. Especially if you hate driving around all day running errands. A dairy farmer never leaves the farm. Not that I could fix the missing Flash plugin with baling wire and JB Weld. Had to drive across town to the Apple store for that. But as this economy starts to compress into a broken vending machine I should be spending more time at home pruning back the Jade tree and patching the ripped moving blankets. Instead I’m working harder to find work than I ever worked on working. Plus I’m out buying glass to replace the pane Matt and I broke in a domestic wrestling match. I can’t just take a break and read some magazines on the couch. Gotta get to work looking for work. Instead of firing up the French press for some homebrew I head down to the coffee shop hoping some hauling job will come of it. Never have gotten work standing alone in the kitchen drinking joe.