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February 16, 2008

dancin’ with the devil

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What is Dante going to think? I worked for Wal*Mart yesterday, moving furniture and set pieces (fake walls and windows) to a photo studio for an advertising shoot. I worked for two hours and they paid me for four. Handsomely. What was the problem with Wal*Mart again?

9 Comments

  1. Nothing is wrong with Wal*Mart as long as the following conditions appeal to you:
    your employees = unorganized wage slaves
    your products = plastic chinese imports
    your clothes = sweatshop rags
    your communities = coca-colonized
    your health = compromised
    your Soul = Was $7.99…NOW $6.99

    Comment by oggy — February 17, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  2. i would like to bury the hatchett with contractor from walmart. I have recently came to better grips with it in my back, , and have quickly wiggled it loose, What, no more deerskin rubbers,?/

    Comment by mr, pooperlooper — February 17, 2008 @ 6:16 am

  3. oggy, my point was, they paid me almost ten times minimum wage, which left me thinking for a moment wal*mart might not be so bad, but i realize they pay top dollar to their advertising people because those are the people in a position to decline working for them, whereas those who must work for them have no bargaining power.

    Comment by Rolston — February 17, 2008 @ 11:59 am

  4. mr. pooperlooper, i don’t have any medical training but i’m willing to help with your hatchet.

    Comment by Rolston — February 17, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

  5. no need in being cryptic. i love you, mr. pooperlooper. and i know you love me.

    Comment by donny laundry — February 17, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

  6. You may have sold your soul last week, Jon, but by coming clean you’ve helped reunite two estranged lovers.

    Comment by Lyle_s — February 17, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

  7. perhaps nothing is pure…neither love nor evil.

    Comment by Rolston — February 23, 2008 @ 7:44 pm

  8. It’s because you’re WHITE idiot!

    Comment by Your Blog Sucks Little Dick — March 16, 2008 @ 8:43 am

  9. thanks for making such a clear argument, Little Dick.

    Comment by Rolston — March 16, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

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