My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

the scan obscured the lighter Mad Lib entries in pencil…”we were so poor we used our Mad Libs twice”.

Lisa Suckdog Carver is a New Hampshire born folk heroine. She got hit with a mighty big tax bill so she put up artifacts from her rock and roll past to raise some dough. I sent her $25 bucks hoping to get a letter GG Allin wrote to her. I was waiting patiently by my mail box for weeks, and finally a package arrived. As you can tell by my tone, there was no letter from GG to Lisa. “They sold for $500!” she excitedly apologized. As a consolation prize I got her (twice) used Mad Libs and a photo of her seventh or eighth husband and her on their wedding day. I love her antlers. As far as New Hampshire artifacts are concerned, someone got a deal at $500. I just couldn’t swing it. She should have called the Historical Society.