Son, I think you’re ready for this…
I just want to say, you’ve really grown up. And I think it’s time for me to pass this on. Check out page 36. Girl on girl. My first time. That’s why I kept this magazine all these years.
It means a lot to me. And I want you to have it. You’re a man now. Almost. There’s some things I want you to be aware of. Why a woman needs to be held. Where the clit is. The 900 number if you want to play.
bi curious or whatever.
Anyway, this magazine is important to me. I’ve had it under my bunkbed. Under my waterbed. Under my Queen. And between the cushions on many couches in between when I was surfing. But it’s never been more than a furtive grope away. Now it’s your turn.
You’re my son. I love you.
I apologize for this. Sometimes an idea is so funny in your head, and then you realize you shouldn’t share…
It’d be a great movie scene. But who makes movies anymore?
Comment by Rolston — November 15, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
haha….liar!
Comment by sonja — November 16, 2007 @ 10:46 am