My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

September 2, 2007

I’d like to thank all 1,061 of you

Thanks everyone who comes by an reads my robot. I broke a thousand readers in august. I did once before, but that was because a sex site was somehow linked to me. My numbers went from 600 to 3500 that month.

Here’s some stats from august ’06 and august ’07 so you can see how much we’ve grown.

2006

371 unique ip address visitors (individual people)
16,945 hits (includes google and other robots, not all people)

weirdest keyphrase searches: (I can see every search that brings up a match to M.R.I.P in google and other search engines)

I keep a dog and bark myself

gay neighbor jacking off at window

2007

1061 unique ip addresses
29017 hits

weirdest keyphrase searches:

it be raining black people in robot town

digging ditches on the dark side of the moon

I didn’t write any of those sentences, but all those words appeared enough to create a match. Kind of funny…

5 Comments

  1. You’ll be happy to know that if you type “gay neighbor jacking off at window” into google & click “I’m Feeling Lucky” your site comes up!

    Comment by monty — September 2, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

  2. It’s all because of me, of course.

    Comment by ian rolston — September 3, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

  3. first of all, I invite you, dear reader, to check out montography, monty’s contributon to the art of photograhy. San Francisco misses him.

    second, I want to thank Ian for the telethon work he’s put in this last month, getting the word out with the three day fundraiser on channel 9 and the door to door canvassing he’s done across the entire midwest. I’m still waiting for the donations check, but I don’t think its premature to extend my thanks. That’s what family is all about!

    Comment by Rolston — September 3, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

  4. so do you use wordpress to manage this blog or what?

    Comment by CooCooCaChoo — September 4, 2007 @ 8:04 pm

  5. I use John Flournoy to manage the blog, on a broad scale. I met him on “The National DInner Tour.” I answer like that, because there is a wordpress blog set into the website’s homepage. I did not put it there. That was John. So wordpress allows me to post and you to comment and to search all those posts, but it can’t search the content of other pages in my site.

    Wordpress is super easy, it does all the file transfer for you. It gives you blank spaces to fill in and you click PUBLISH when you are done typing and that’s it.

    i would highly recommend both wordpress and John “borholquib” flournoy over at gmail . com. He has really low rates but does a great job.

    Comment by Rolston — September 5, 2007 @ 5:27 am

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