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April 30, 2013

The NBA is in the news lately, the first player ever has come out as gay. How will it change the game? I don’t care to speculate. The jokes about new uniforms are too obvious, and the question becomes, “If gays come out, should straights go in?”

What I think would be more interesting is changing the nets to dream catchers. How would that change the game? A willow hoop with string and feathers dangling down might add a bit more spiritualism to the game. More gravitas.

In other speculative affairs, a 3000 foot roll of Kirkland plastic wrap was on the counter at Rough Brew, so we tried to figure out how many it would take to stretch across San Francisco. Seems to be about 12. A quick trip to Costco and it’s on.

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