My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Today is opening day an we’ve closed the shop till 5 pm to get the turntables set up and dust everything off. The kegs on ice and the sangria is marinating.

I have a minute to post up cuz I’m taking a dump.

Here’s a picture of the aftermath of yesterday when a stack of lumber fell on me and pinned me down inside the truck. Below is a picture of the bruise from last week when the washer/dryer fell on me.

Look forward to an interview with this man who lives with rappin forte. We will learn why gangsters cry.

I need a few days to myself here, shops about to open and I’m thinking of picking up smoking to help me deal.