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May 30, 2011

my legs get tired from watching stand up

It “Dawn”-ed on me the other day, prisons would be a lot safer with liquid soap in those showers. In the case of dishwashing, we’ve had the technology for 60 years at least.

Unless wardens, or society at large, feel like bar soap is appropriate punishment for prisoners. Is it so? Do you think a group shower with violent sex weird criminals should also include the thrill of dropping your soap and being forced to present your rear to physically powerful mentally unstable rapists?

Liquid soap. It could change a generation.

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That there’s Collin doing an imitation of Doug doing stand up. Doug performed his debut act in front of a paying audience last night at the Purple Onion, a legendary funky basement comedy venue.

He killed it. Later, after drinks in North Beach, we stopped for pizza where Collin was inspired to retell a few of Doug’s best lines.

Doug is moving to LA in two weeks. I hear they like funny people there so I know he’ll be all right, but I’m gonna miss him.

1 Comment

  1. Wisconsin is proposing cutting prisoner meals from 3 per day to 2 per day. We’re in a recession, you know. Criminals have to make sacrifices just like the rest of us. Not sure whether less food means less or more rape.

    Comment by Lyle_S — May 30, 2011 @ 12:17 pm

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