My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Husky boy war. Dark denim jeans and they floated ashore under cover of a new moon. Dad packed their lunches this time. He puts a lot more cookies in the bag than mom. 
Lunch was water proof and the rifles rested on bellies as they back stroked to the cove’s sandy shore. 
Fashion magazines with skinny jeans were asleep in newsstands. The husky boys hoped everything unfair would be lost at sea but dawn broke and fat was still a bad word so they shouldered their rifles and shot cookies to crumbs.