normal fun
Lucas had me come over and help out with the garage. It’s our third trip in there, just so much junk his Grampa accumulated, and then the dust and leaves and feral cat shit that built up over the years after the door broke and no one ever went in.
The highlight find was rolled up posters in an old locker. Psychedelic love posters and black light Peace posters, an original Easy Rider poster, just an awesome time capsule into Lucas’ dad’s youth. Another highlight was Lucas’ story about Edward 40 hands. He was told, and thought it was retarded, that people get together and duct tape a 40 ounce malt liquor bottle in each hand and can’t take them off till they’re both gone.
That was a good laugh, imagining the idiot kid having to piss his pants an hour into it because he can’t unzip his fly. Or getting drunk and stumbling, only to shatter cheap Olde English glass deep into his palms as he reaches out instinctually to balance himself. Why not have some sanity and play Edward 24 hands people?