my bible stands about this tall
Let’s have a caption contest like they do at the back of the New Yorker.
For instance:
“Hi, sorry to bother you, but could you turn down your music?”
“Have you seen two Mormon boys recently?”
“Sorry, I couldn’t find a doorbell.”
“hmmm…what is this fabulous material?”
“goddamit, another hangnail!”
Comment by sophia — April 13, 2010 @ 5:51 pm
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus who is 60 stories tall and died for your sins.
Ok. You’ve got my attention.
Comment by oggy — April 13, 2010 @ 6:44 pm
Jesus Christ, look at the size of that guy!
Comment by Ryan — April 13, 2010 @ 7:00 pm
“Mom! I’m locked out!”
Comment by Rolston — April 13, 2010 @ 10:35 pm
“Quick, open up! I’ve got a pack of Roman centurions chasing my ass!”
Comment by oggy — April 14, 2010 @ 7:54 am
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to lurk legless and six hundred feet long outside the united nations.
John 3:16ish
Comment by Nate — April 14, 2010 @ 11:07 am
Satan, are you hiding in there?
Comment by oggy — April 14, 2010 @ 7:33 pm
We were trying to get something in there about the missing feet too. Nice one Nate! And I hadn’t stoppEd to think that is the UN. Seemed like an apartment building to me.
You all are doing a great job. We could start a whole magazine of these and skip the articles. Anyone think of what the person in that room is saying? Probably first, “Holy shit! He’s back!”
Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:13 pm
Sophia says he’s saying, “Aw, come on baby…you know I did it because I love you.”
Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:16 pm
“Land shark!”
Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:19 pm
“‘scuse me, where’s the stairway to heaven?”
Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:29 pm
“Hey, if any of you are interested, I’m gonna throw down with Godzilla out here in about 5 minutes.”
Comment by Lyle_S — April 16, 2010 @ 6:29 pm
can I come in my feets is tired and my shoes is over run.
Comment by poopshank — April 17, 2010 @ 3:34 am
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Comment by Nate Lane — April 18, 2010 @ 8:31 pm
would you be interested in some magazine subscriptions?
Comment by matty — April 19, 2010 @ 9:39 pm
no one’s mentioned mc 900 foot Jesus!
Comment by Rolston — April 19, 2010 @ 10:46 pm