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tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

April 13, 2010

my bible stands about this tall

jesus

Let’s have a caption contest like they do at the back of the New Yorker.

For instance:

“Hi, sorry to bother you, but could you turn down your music?”

“Have you seen two Mormon boys recently?”

“Sorry, I couldn’t find a doorbell.”

16 Comments

  1. “hmmm…what is this fabulous material?”

    “goddamit, another hangnail!”

    Comment by sophia — April 13, 2010 @ 5:51 pm

  2. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jesus.
    Jesus who?
    Jesus who is 60 stories tall and died for your sins.
    Ok. You’ve got my attention.

    Comment by oggy — April 13, 2010 @ 6:44 pm

  3. Jesus Christ, look at the size of that guy!

    Comment by Ryan — April 13, 2010 @ 7:00 pm

  4. “Mom! I’m locked out!”

    Comment by Rolston — April 13, 2010 @ 10:35 pm

  5. “Quick, open up! I’ve got a pack of Roman centurions chasing my ass!”

    Comment by oggy — April 14, 2010 @ 7:54 am

  6. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to lurk legless and six hundred feet long outside the united nations.

    John 3:16ish

    Comment by Nate — April 14, 2010 @ 11:07 am

  7. Satan, are you hiding in there?

    Comment by oggy — April 14, 2010 @ 7:33 pm

  8. We were trying to get something in there about the missing feet too. Nice one Nate! And I hadn’t stoppEd to think that is the UN. Seemed like an apartment building to me.

    You all are doing a great job. We could start a whole magazine of these and skip the articles. Anyone think of what the person in that room is saying? Probably first, “Holy shit! He’s back!”

    Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:13 pm

  9. Sophia says he’s saying, “Aw, come on baby…you know I did it because I love you.”

    Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:16 pm

  10. “Land shark!”

    Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:19 pm

  11. “‘scuse me, where’s the stairway to heaven?”

    Comment by Rolston — April 14, 2010 @ 11:29 pm

  12. “Hey, if any of you are interested, I’m gonna throw down with Godzilla out here in about 5 minutes.”

    Comment by Lyle_S — April 16, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

  13. can I come in my feets is tired and my shoes is over run.

    Comment by poopshank — April 17, 2010 @ 3:34 am

  14. Jesus is watching you masturbate.

    Comment by Nate Lane — April 18, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

  15. would you be interested in some magazine subscriptions?

    Comment by matty — April 19, 2010 @ 9:39 pm

  16. no one’s mentioned mc 900 foot Jesus!

    Comment by Rolston — April 19, 2010 @ 10:46 pm

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