My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

April 1, 2010

a threat to the crown

Sandwich is king. For us. Where does that put the hamburger in this comestable kingdom? For the hamburger is the only sandwich that sounds weird if you add sandwich after it. Tuna sandwich, cheesesteak sandwich, BLT sandwich, all fine. Hamburger sandwich? What are you, fresh from Pakistan with that ESL sandwich? Come on.
It leads me to believe the hamburger is the rogue sandwich. A fallen angel. Outside the boundaries of the sandwich kingdom.

3 Comments

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7nQrCgALM

    Comment by poopshank — April 2, 2010 @ 4:20 pm

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  3. Thanks for that link!

    Comment by Rolston — April 3, 2010 @ 2:18 pm

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