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March 4, 2010

who’s your king?

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Ask a white guy. He’ll tell you, “The sandwich is king.” But my lady, she isn’t white. She don’t like a sandwich as much as she likes noodles and rice. We go out to eat all the time, and I keep hoping she’ll decide sandwich is king and we can go eat meatball subs. She is hoping it won’t be long I’ll start craving a bowl of noodles in broth.

Who would have guessed the sandwich wasn’t king around the world?

5 Comments

  1. sorry sophia but sandwich is king

    Comment by nikki stix — March 4, 2010 @ 1:11 pm

  2. i had a sandwich for lunch yesterday and another one today.
    i thought of you with every bite.
    then fantasized about having a big bowl of ramen for dinner.

    Comment by sophia — March 4, 2010 @ 2:20 pm

  3. i love me some noodles – especially ramen – but the sandwich is king!
    All hail the king!

    Comment by matty — March 5, 2010 @ 2:44 am

  4. fair nuff, nick.
    rice is the emperor then. and noodles- well, they’re the sultry concubines. comforting on cold nights and after long days.

    Comment by sophia — March 5, 2010 @ 9:58 am

  5. mmm, ramen. Tough to make a good sandwich for 25 cents…

    Comment by Lyle_s — March 5, 2010 @ 11:56 am

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