My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

December 26, 2009

3 Comments

1. I don’t see the unit I used on Christmas eve. No surprise, a Natural Ice aluminum can, Lakes Region special. One hole on top and a venting hole for the thumb. The guy said “Draw back hard. It’s dope, not weed.”
   Smelled like burning foam. Must’ve been all baking soda. We talked about robbing a bank and even drew up plans. “Wait, is this X me, or the guard?”
   He patted me down before we descended the stairs into his cellar. I went home and jacked off on a sears catalog. Best orgasm in ten months. Merry Christmas.

   Comment by oggy — December 28, 2009 @ 12:27 pm

2. you smoked herion out of an aluminum can on christmas? you’re a creep.

   Comment by Rolston — December 29, 2009 @ 7:41 pm

3. a loveable creep.

   Comment by Rolston — December 30, 2009 @ 10:18 am

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